Dear Cash Cat,
I would like to thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for the delicious and refreshing bottle of bubbly last night. Let's be honest-after all the Grey Goose you really went above and beyond your call of duty. As you now know, champagne tends to bring out the best in me, and I really needed a night like that. Once you left, my girlfriends and I finished the bottle, celebrated older men, and got wasted. You have made it to the top, as far as I'm concerned.
Hugs and Kisses!
Miss Behavin'
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Dear Miss Behavin',
Have you forgotten me already? What about the intimate moment we shared the night we met when I fed you and miss malaney sea bass from my fork? Have I been replaced with a newer version?
Yours Forever,
The Original Cash Cat
(side note- you need to get your cash cat magnet butt up here! we miss you SO much!)
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