we have a nasty (but cordial) e-mail chain about a mutual facebook friend whose DAILY status updates ONLY revolve around working out, the gym, and loosing weight. Don't take us for granted, we're very proud of their success and wish them nothing but the best, but wtf..we. don't. care.
today's recent entry...
dear "stressful day..hitting the gym..lol",
thank you for inspiring us to change our lifestyle as we begin to obsess over spending endless hours at the gym relieving stress, loosing weight and being happier about our overall appearance. however, to be quite honest, you are 1 out of 400 of my friends on facebook who go to the gym everyday and they have yet to let the facebook world know through a status update. thanks for keeping me up to date with your daily activities...i will rest easier knowing you're getting your moneys worth every. single. day. at the gym. lol.
xoxo,
"getting off work, finishing a bottle of wine by myself and having a cheeseburger and french fries for dinner..every. single. night. this. week."
and the next immediate response:
"i skipped the gym yesterday to get high and eat a quart of B and J's!"
bahahahaha....i would expect nothing less from you!
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