Wednesday, December 10, 2008

pet peeve #235


the dead fish handshake. tonight i encountered a very intelligent, witty, attractive and well-spoken gentleman. (good start, right?) soon after the all too common introductions between the two of us came the handshake..and whadda ya know...he gave me the deadfish. i have two questions...one: i really hope this is not how you shake the hands of your buds..and two: just because i'm a girl, doesn't mean i can't shake a hand the right way. (and three: you really call yourself a man? and four: what? seriously? ok i'm done now.) trust me, handsome, you will not make it far in life with that..go ahead and ditch it. however, do call if you need coaching.

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