boycrazy. boycrazy. boycrazy.

last night, someone asked me if i was single. my response follows without hesitation or skipping a beat:

"not really. i mean i don't have a boyfriend per say, but i do have lots of crushes and they totally crush me, too. and the best part? they have no idea they aren't the only one. it's so much fun this way."

muahahaha. life is great.