random funnies.

now that i've almost fully recovered from what i call "one shit show of a weekend", i will begin re-telling for the 100th millionth time the best stories...

(while downing shots of Patron before the sun went down, say around 3ish.)
Me (to the guy sitting beside us at the bar): How do you feel about tequila shots before the sun goes down on a Friday?
Guy: I prefer tequila shots on Friday morning, as the sun is rising.
Me: Yes.

our kinda guy, obvi.