we welcome the newest edition of this [hometown] magazine with a punch in the face...fo' real. i just threw up in my mouth a little...

what's even worse? it's the "wedding" edition, and there is NOTHING about weddings...except of course: a surprise engagement at a HS football game, planning your honeymoon to exotic destinations like Gatlinburg, Tennessee, fugly wedding dresses, and...i'm going to end there.

i suggest next year's first issue of the new year include something about...well, anything...other than this.

p.s. on the flipside...i love being invited to weddings and being in the wedding party. i love both of those a lot.