Dear Mom and Dad,

Thanks for bailing me out...again. (For the 10th or 11th time?) Also, thank you for being SO patient, encouraging me to do GREAT things, listening and supporting ALL of my dreams, putting up with all of my BS when it comes to boys and boozing, treating me like a princess no matter what, and letting me live at home...all expenses paid. I can't say thank you enough, and you'll never know how much all this means to me. I totally owe you one. (Can it be in the form of a grandchild? And can you give me a little more time? I've heard there is nothing like grandchildren...I should know, I'm great at that, too.)

hugs and kisses!
your forever dependent daughter



**I'm sure any guy reading this right now is freaked out. So what, I'm an only child. I can be like this if I want to. It's not my fault.