Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Reason #345,742 why I love South Carolina:

Lake Greenwood, Memorial Day Weekend

hey sweetheart-

i hate to be the one to tell you, but we're not on South Beach or remotely near any other body of water that appreciates a thong bathing suit. Drop your Coors Light and Doral Methol Cig and take a look around. Yep, you're still waist deep in the same muddy water that your boyfriend's Mama's 4th husband was peeing in 10 minutes ago. While I understand the importance of avoiding a bad tan line, I would reconsider this form of sunbathing in a public place. Especially now because I don't know you, the people you're with or the person that took this picture, only CP who ran across this on Facebook. Welcome to my blog, it's been a pleasure.

xoxo!

m.

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