Wednesday, July 15, 2009

I'm sitting at a redlight, CCR on full blast, and right around "don't go around tonight, well it's bound to take your life" I heard the loudest screeching noise, brakes slamming, head whiplashing sound. I check my rearview mirror and see one headlight and immediately assume it's some drunk asshole on a motorcycle. The light turns green, I hit the gas and we're off again. It's not two seconds later and this same idiot who almost ran into my car proceeds to pass me on a two lane road. Since I'm not one to be outdone, I put the pedal to the metal and haul ass. Or so I thought. We're doing a steady 45 mph, and this moron who apparently thinks he should be a Motorcross superstar, comes alongside my car, flashes me a huge grin with all of about 4 teeth, gives me a thumbs up and passes me. I cranked up the music a little louder, shot him a bird and laughed hysterically. I just got passed by a redneck on a Moped.

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