Don’t be a bore, be a whore!

-Khloe and Kourtney, Take Miami

This weekend, in an effort to sweep me off my feet, some boy repeatedly told me I reminded him of Khloe Kardashian.

Me: "Huh?"
Him: "No, really. She's hot. It's a good thing."
Me: "She's an idiot. And says 'like' on a daily basis more than I did during my entire stint as a Sorrority Girl in South Carolina."
Him: "You were in a sorrority? Which one? I was a KA all four years."
Me: "All four, huh? Zeta."
Him: "Ohhh yeah! We loved Zetas. Crown Ball?"
Me: "Yep. That's us."
(insert: turn, step, brisk sprint to the other side of the bar.)

What's a girl to do? Right?