Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Me: Someone just referred to Boone as Asheville's retarded cousin. Is this so?

DH: To the rest of the world, the mountains of the world might as well be Deliverance. And [Hometown] might as well be Montgomery, AL, 1963.

DH: So, I won't begrudge this feller. Boone IS the JV Asheville. But he still deserves for a hippie to bludgeon him with a bong.

(Hilarity ensues, naturally.)

If you ain't from the South, you ain't gonna get it. My apologies.

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